You are either a poncho lover or a poncho hater. I don't think I've ever met someone who is on-the-fence about said garment. I have always lumped myself in the "hater" category but I now have to qualify my position.
I now declare that I hate all ponchos that don't have green monsters on them.
I am officially in love/covet/envy/want-it-want-it-want-it NOW mode with this poncho.